Please cast anyone but Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
Or Vin Diesel.
They are going to cast a black guy to play Snake Plisskin. That seems to be the SOP these days.
I believe one of the Hemsworth boys would be good in it.
If it trends the way pretty much like all “remakes” have been cast recently, it will star Will Smith, Eddie Murphy, or Chris Rock as the lead, with appropriate hangers-on as required. Hopefully, they will not succeed in getting The Mooch or The Won in spot appearances, and if they decide to throw in a scene starring Sean Hannity as a tv commentator using his on-air cast then for God’s sake do NOT let him put on that bloody disgusting skank Tamarra Jackson-Holder as an “opposing position guest speaker” AGAIN. Please!
You heard it here first.
Maybe they'll cast Liam Neeson! Or one of the other over the hill unbelievable, just can't stop, action movie stars.