[chopperman]

This is the real reason he didn’t go to Paris. A man’s gotta have priorities.

[Sasparilla]

Zero has some very bizarre priorities. Hobnobbing with
Bassetball stars is another one.

[Baynative]

"This is the real reason he didn’t go to Paris.

Just like when he diverted the plane bringing Ambassador Stevens' body home so he could do a photo op at Andrews and be back in time to enjoy an afternoon with part of the Olympic team.