[Stayfree]

Is there a Muslim out there who is intellectually of an IQ above a sand lizard who can address this question?

[doc1019]

Right away you eliminate 99.999% of muslims. ;-)

[logic101.net]

According to the koran women don't have souls, they are nothing more than cattle. I have heard it said that if they die while murdering innocent people they get to designate a male to go to “paradise”.

What really is the difference between Islam and Satanism?

[Sasparilla]

Oxymoronic. A good example of Koranic cognative dissonance.

[logic101.net]

I saw a cartoon years ago where a guy was lead into Hell by the devil and into a nice restaurant. All the guys were seated with beautiful women and there were bottles of wine on all the tables. The new arrival made a comment to one of the guys that hell wasn’t so bad. He was told that the bottle has a hole in it but the woman doesn’t.

[workerbee]

Oh sure, what every woman wants: 70 male virgins! Wa-hoo!

(Good gracious, even in death, those damn muzzies manage to stick it to the women!)

[doorgunner69]

More to the point here and now, are they allowed to copulate with various animals as the males so enthusiastically do?

[ansel12]

They get happiness, jewels, etc, but for sex, they get a husband, either their old husband, or one assigned to them if they were not married, or if he did not go to heaven.

[the OlLine Rebel]

This was the obvious question YEARS ago when 9/11 brought the whole Moslem shtick into general discussion.

Yet no one has asked it.

Possibly because it begs the question of how bigoted Islam is.

[Red Steel]

Goats.

[Kirkwood]

They get 72 burkas.

[MuttTheHoople]

72 John Holmes.

[bigbob]

I’ve wondered - if a gay jihadist did the martyr thing, wouldn’t it be funny when he finds himself surrounded by girls?

[jmacusa]

I’m not a Muslim. I’m a Catholic but from what I’ve learned female jihadis go to paradise but there is a very big catch. No sex but they stay youthful for ever. Hey, what twenty something gal wearing the latest in bomb vests wouldn’t want to have youthful skin forever? s/.

[clearcarbon]

[TigersEye]

They are reborn as bacteria in my toilet bowl.

Say hello to my little Clorox sprayer!

[faithhopecharity]

Male? Female? What outdated concepts. Haven’t u heard? Now in Obama’s Transformed Amerika we got 57 sexes we can choose from — and Obamacare will give us free surgeries to change from one to the others anytime we wish.

[pallis]

I’m not a Muslim, and whether or not I have an IQ is debatable, but I think I know the answer to this question. No, there are no virgins waiting for a female Muslim terrorist, no studs of any kind, unless maybe Allah wants to give them his dingus. Their reward is getting their scum sucking, worthless Muslim relatives into wherever it is Muslims are supposed to go. Blow up a bus load of innocent people, and daddy the child rapist will be saved.

[arthurus]

I don’t think Paradise is an option for females.

[Arthur McGowan]

I suspect that this is a central issue for Islamic theology as “Will I have my dog in heaven” is a central issue in Christian theology.

[the OlLine Rebel]

OK, there is also the joke about mistaken understanding. Not 72 virgins, but 72 Virginians.