Do Jihadist Females Get To Have 70 Virgins As Martyrs & Are They Male Or Female?

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[Stayfree]

If male jihadists become martyrs by getting killed (which is a superb goal)and they get 70 virgins (since they are dead, where is the physical pleasure of an orgasm...in their dreams?). What happens when a female jihadist gets killed, do they have a choice of 70 female virgins or 70 male virgins? And if they choose 70 female virgins, do they get killed a second time because that gay choice is forbidden by Islam?

Seems like Islam dullards have written a script of moronic complications to say the least............

[Stayfree]

Is there a Muslim out there who is intellectually of an IQ above a sand lizard who can address this question?

[doc1019]

Right away you eliminate 99.999% of muslims. ;-)

[logic101.net]

According to the koran women don't have souls, they are nothing more than cattle. I have heard it said that if they die while murdering innocent people they get to designate a male to go to “paradise”.

What really is the difference between Islam and Satanism?

[Sasparilla]

Oxymoronic. A good example of Koranic cognative dissonance.

[logic101.net]

I saw a cartoon years ago where a guy was lead into Hell by the devil and into a nice restaurant. All the guys were seated with beautiful women and there were bottles of wine on all the tables. The new arrival made a comment to one of the guys that hell wasn’t so bad. He was told that the bottle has a hole in it but the woman doesn’t.

[workerbee]

Oh sure, what every woman wants: 70 male virgins! Wa-hoo!

(Good gracious, even in death, those damn muzzies manage to stick it to the women!)

[dsrtsage]

[mykroar]

Or not....buh dump bump.

[doorgunner69]

More to the point here and now, are they allowed to copulate with various animals as the males so enthusiastically do?

[ansel12]

They get happiness, jewels, etc, but for sex, they get a husband, either their old husband, or one assigned to them if they were not married, or if he did not go to heaven.

[alpo]

Cue Helen Thomas.

[the OlLine Rebel]

This was the obvious question YEARS ago when 9/11 brought the whole Moslem shtick into general discussion.

Yet no one has asked it.

Possibly because it begs the question of how bigoted Islam is.

[Red Steel]

Goats.

[the OlLine Rebel]

You asked for it.

[the OlLine Rebel]

Billy, or nanny?

[Kirkwood]

They get 72 burkas.

[MuttTheHoople]

72 John Holmes.

[bigbob]

I’ve wondered - if a gay jihadist did the martyr thing, wouldn’t it be funny when he finds himself surrounded by girls?

[jmacusa]

I’m not a Muslim. I’m a Catholic but from what I’ve learned female jihadis go to paradise but there is a very big catch. No sex but they stay youthful for ever. Hey, what twenty something gal wearing the latest in bomb vests wouldn’t want to have youthful skin forever? s/.

[Kirkwood]

So the non-jihadis get old in heaven? What kind of deal is that?