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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: NoCmpromiz

If the screen could rotate, that’s what it was.

For the record, it made a lousy Frisbee(TM) but it was a satisfying throw anyway.


2,041 posted on 02/06/2015 12:26:42 PM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Oh, and I think all current HP laptops are designed and manufactured by the former Compaq.

When I was at Compaq I used to do competitive analysis. HP put zero engineering into their PCs. They were just parts boxes with an HP logo on them. At the time, Compaq made the best laptops so HP re-branded them and sold them after the - er - acquisition.


2,042 posted on 02/06/2015 12:28:49 PM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Monkey Face

Now take care of yourself and don’t miss the epidural again! If you have less pain, your blood pressure will go down, especially if you stop running around and stay home with Sparkle instead. A therapy cat doesn’t work if you’re not around!


2,043 posted on 02/06/2015 12:51:24 PM PST by Tax-chick (Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.)
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To: Darksheare

I like the idea of stomping the troll. It’s even a teensy bit personal ;-).


2,044 posted on 02/06/2015 12:53:04 PM PST by Tax-chick (Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

Yes, Ma’am! I will stop running around! What I need is to visit AZ, and make the 300 miles a leisurely driving trip before the weather gets hot between here and there. Driving for pleasure ALWAYS relaxes me, but driving in traffic and on freeways stresses me out.

Maybe even a trip to St. George will work! Niece, nephew and bro-in-law that I love very much. And BiL will give me a room in Mesquite for free, and maybe even comp me a meal! What an idea! (I would HAVE to take Sparkle!) I could spend a couple of days there, as long as it’s from Sunday on. My BiL is off on Tuesday and Wednesday, so that would work.

And DANG if gas didn’t go up .10 cents a gallon! *sheesh*


2,045 posted on 02/06/2015 1:08:25 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: ArGee; NoCmpromiz

I wish Compaq was still in business. Their equipment was some of the very best!


2,046 posted on 02/06/2015 1:09:17 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face

We did alright, and we tested the DAYlights out of it.

We just never got out of the “if we build it they will come” mentality.

And some of our marketing people were absolute morons.


2,047 posted on 02/06/2015 1:28:42 PM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: ArGee

Most of the marketing people were absolute morons. There is no excuse for such a good product to be so ill-used by the people in power. Compaq is the computer that the county used back in the 90’s and the downtime for them was minimal.

I have no clue what they are using now, but I will always have a soft spot in my heart for Compaq. They were SO good!


2,048 posted on 02/06/2015 1:39:51 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Darksheare
We already have a small facility in that region of the server....
Took the liberty of installing reinforced docking clamps over there, in case the troll put up a satisfying fight.
Like bubble gum on Axminster....we will not be removed. LoL.
2,049 posted on 02/06/2015 1:40:23 PM PST by moose07 (The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)
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To: Monkey Face

Gas went up $.11 here, and then it went down $.10, but only at some stations. Everyone was $1.98, and then they went up to $2.09, and now some are down to $1.99. I filled the car this afternoon, and I’ll get gas in the van this weekend.


2,050 posted on 02/06/2015 1:51:34 PM PST by Tax-chick (Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.)
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To: Tax-chick

Gas is back up to $2.23 now, and I used a gallon on my jaunt to Vegas this morning. I hate going over there for anything but laundry, because any extra trip means I’ll be that much shorter when payday comes, which will restrict any driving for necessities, including medical appointments and medicines.

I resent that, for some reason.


2,051 posted on 02/06/2015 2:02:02 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face

Gotham seems partial to Dell.


2,052 posted on 02/06/2015 2:05:23 PM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: ArGee

GAH! Is Dell as bad as Gateway?


2,053 posted on 02/06/2015 2:18:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee

My very first computer was a Compaq 286 running Wimdows 3.0

When it died I got a Mac Performa. I’ve been an Apple fan since.


2,054 posted on 02/06/2015 2:54:24 PM PST by Gefn
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Pappy Smear; Dead Corpse; tuliptree76
"Where does this one stand in longest threads in FR history?"

About 6 (eleven, actually -- NnB) years ago, we ran out of zeroes.

That, gentlemen, is precisely and exactly correct:

1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 0 = (Decimal) 65534
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 = (Decimal) 65535

To: tuliptree76

Last Post

65,534 posted on 12/31/2004 11:44:42 AM EST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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And the Mods reserve that very last position as a marker to indicate there's no room left at the N. But we didn't know that until we got there, (on the date indicated).
2,055 posted on 02/06/2015 2:56:48 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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To: Gefn; ArGee; NoCmpromiz

I’ve often thought of getting a Mac, but I’ve never talked to anyone who owned one, so I couldn’t make a knowledgeable decision.

You’d think, with as many things as I hate about MS, I would have switched loyalties by now...


2,056 posted on 02/06/2015 3:00:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Pappy Smear

Thanks, Bob. I knew you would come up with the answers...


2,057 posted on 02/06/2015 3:02:08 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face

The best way to figure out an Apple computer, is to go to an Apple store and play with a computer there. If they aren’t too busy they will be happy to go over the entire computer with you.

They are more though. That’s the only bad thing.


2,058 posted on 02/06/2015 3:07:18 PM PST by Gefn
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To: Gefn
...They are more though. That’s the only bad thing.

What am I missing here?

2,059 posted on 02/06/2015 3:27:56 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face

A Mac costs much more than a PC.

That’s the only drawback I can think of.


2,060 posted on 02/06/2015 3:32:09 PM PST by Gefn
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