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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: Darksheare
“Less noticeable here!”

I figured that would explain why they have a sign over each exit; "Remember, if anybody asks, it's Darksheare's Fault".

1,921 posted on 02/04/2015 5:51:38 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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To: NicknamedBob

Plausible.
It would seem so.


1,922 posted on 02/04/2015 5:54:15 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Tax-chick
thank,for ping
glad, I had FR next to..*sleep*

1,923 posted on 02/04/2015 6:47:00 AM PST by skinkinthegrass ("Bathhouse" E'Bola/0'Boehmer/0'McConnell; all STINK and their best friends are flies. d8^)
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To: Darksheare

Drat you, day! Will NOTHING stop your evil machinations???


1,924 posted on 02/04/2015 7:07:17 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Now you tell me!


1,925 posted on 02/04/2015 7:07:19 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: LibreOuMort

Fuuny, in an odd way, but I have often referred to Mr. Bill as the Pope Mobile! LOL! Great minds! I think Sionnsar was just reminding me that he still loved me! And yes, it was mutual. Whoever didn’t love him was someone who never met him, online or off.

Today I go to have the stitches removed from my right foot. I was supposed to have the epidural in my neck Monday (2nd) but I had such a heathenish low blood sugar episode, I had to cancel it. I will reschedule it.

Odd how Mr. Bill throws oil and then it behaves for a year. Don’t know what’s up with that, but I do keep oil in the cargo area for the “tantrums.” I am so very grateful every day for the gift of the Eala Bhainn... I will see if I can get some boy scouts to use the rubbing compound... I love that truck!

One of my neighbors was shocked to learn Mr. Bill was 4X4...the same guy that walks the property every morning without fail, and I wonder how he could miss the wheel hubs...

As for you, I will put your name on the prayer list for a little extra help in the challenges you are faced with now. So brace yourself for minor miracles when the prayers go up.

XOXO

Backatcha!


1,926 posted on 02/04/2015 7:10:40 AM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’ve been up since 0330, but stayed in bed, hoping to doze. HAH!

Right now, I’m going to wrap my right foot in a plastic bag and duct tape and go take a shower. Then I will head for Busdaddy’s and get a load of clothes in the washer before I have to go to my appointment. It has been rescheduled for 0945, and I’m sure I mentioned that last night...when I get back, I will take a nap while another load washes!


1,927 posted on 02/04/2015 7:15:26 AM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: ArGee

Not even my coffee can stop the machinations of DAY!


1,928 posted on 02/04/2015 7:18:31 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

*amen*


1,929 posted on 02/04/2015 7:28:30 AM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face

But, it is true.
Otherwise my coffee would keep day at bay.


1,930 posted on 02/04/2015 7:31:05 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

I will not rest. I will not falter. I will not slack until I have discovered a way to stop DAY.

Do you hear me, DAY? I’m coming for

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


1,931 posted on 02/04/2015 7:50:18 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: ArGee

I hear you!
*Day comes in with a vengeance! The Revenge of DAY!*


1,932 posted on 02/04/2015 7:58:16 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare; ArGee

Ah...eventually, however, DAY will BREAK!


1,933 posted on 02/04/2015 8:10:54 AM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee

Get it cold enough and it will freeze solid, then you can break it with a hammer!


1,934 posted on 02/04/2015 8:12:46 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face

Nothing like a narcoleptic fit to ruin a good throw-down.


1,935 posted on 02/04/2015 8:22:07 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Monkey Face

Good luck! I didn’t find anything at The Salvation Army, but Elen got two pairs of jeans.


1,936 posted on 02/04/2015 8:46:31 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: ArGee; Monkey Face

“He crushed his opponent!”
“He fell on him.”
“But, he won!”
“He fell on him.”


1,937 posted on 02/04/2015 9:45:12 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Tax-chick

Doc says to come back in two weeks or not, and told me how to dress the wounds until then. I told him I wanted to come back in two weeks so he could release me to go for walks again, and maybe the weight will come off a little easier.

The first load of clothes is in the washer, and I just took a pain pill, which I have wanted to do since before I left home. Too much driving.

Maybe when I get there, we can go to the Salvation Army store and see if there are any cool T-shirts and some cute jeans that will fit my skinnier body! And maybe Jamie can trim my hair so I can style it myself when I get back. (Am I asking too much?)


1,938 posted on 02/04/2015 10:58:05 AM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face

All your requests are within the realm of possibility, as long as you’re well enough. And Jamie, too. She has bronchitis, or I’d have her over tomorrow to trim Kathleen and Elen’s hair. I need to send her a text and see how she’s doing.


1,939 posted on 02/04/2015 12:01:45 PM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Tax-chick

I suspect I will be reasonably better than I was on my last visit. That super-long delay in Memphis stressed me out, and I couldn’t function as well as I did the first time I visited.

I will say a prayer for Jamie. She’s a good person.

Since I only had two loads of laundry this time, my laundry is “done,” with the last load being in the dryer. LOTS of socks this time! LOL!

I was so glad to get that Birth Control shoe off my foot! The doc gave it a proper burial and said I no longer had to walk like someone from a Stephen King novel...step-CLAP! He’s funny. (Of course, I said it first, but I said “step-SLAP!”)


1,940 posted on 02/04/2015 1:24:34 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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