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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: Monkey Face

You do appear to have hit the Jackpot. :)


1,901 posted on 02/03/2015 6:53:10 PM PST by moose07 (The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)
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To: moose07; Monkey Face

That’s what I tell my wife when she says, “You never listen to me!”

That’s when I say, “... What?”


1,902 posted on 02/03/2015 6:56:52 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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To: moose07

Only a thousand posts more to go...


1,903 posted on 02/03/2015 6:57:03 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Why are you up so late, Bob?


1,904 posted on 02/03/2015 6:57:38 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face

Dingdingdingding!!!

On another note, if all goes well, I plan to convert another feline into a congressional Republican tomorrow.

It’s cheaper to turn him into a JohnBoehner type than it is to turn his TWO sisters into Chazbono types...

I haven’t told him yet.. ;-)


1,905 posted on 02/03/2015 6:59:29 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Monkey Face; moose07; Darksheare; Dead Corpse

I’m always up late. Then I get up early.

If I get by on six hours of sleep instead of eight, I’ll live one third longer.

I may not get my million days, but I can try for a hundred years worth of hours.

Besides, I have chores to do when I fall asleep.


1,906 posted on 02/03/2015 7:14:41 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Thankfully, Sparkle has been converted to a Chazbono type. Which I didn’t have to pay for. She just didn’t realize it, of course!


1,907 posted on 02/03/2015 7:27:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: NicknamedBob

In that case, I’m off to bed. This has been a harrowing day, truth be told. Give my regards to the rest of the Undeaders...Pleeze....


1,908 posted on 02/03/2015 7:30:11 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face

Dearest ‘Face: I am just glad that Sionnsar’s little Tracker (or Pope Mobile) is running and getting you around. I was worried about your surgery and recovery. He has two stick shifts after all.....

I always wanted to shine him up but Sionnsar wouldn’t let me have him unless my own wheels were not operational. He guarded his “truck” very jealously. He felt terrible that we could not just buy you a proper set of wheels after your truck was so badly messed up. That is why, when he left Earth I determined one way or another you should have his beloved Eala Bhainn(translated white or fair Swan).

I was mortified when said vehicle decided to misbehave, forcing me to trailer him all the way down to you. At least I had a truck that could do the job. Since then I’ve tried to help with things where I could, but my own situation is less than peachy at the moment. That is another story.... for another day.

I look to the Father as my source and He always delivers in His time. I know you know all about that.

Love you!


1,909 posted on 02/03/2015 8:22:55 PM PST by LibreOuMort (I am still here, by the grace of God.)
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To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...
Today's invitation to go back to bed lives in Singapore.
1,910 posted on 02/04/2015 2:32:00 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Tax-chick

Did everyone go back to bed, like the Morning Kitteh?

I’m taking a batch of whiny teens and some reasonably cheerful little byos to the gym.


1,911 posted on 02/04/2015 4:36:36 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Tax-chick

No, I’m up, I’m up. Sleeping on one’s feet is not a restful position.

Being reasonably cheerful is a good defense position to avoid a perhaps much-deserved fate. I may have to try it.


1,912 posted on 02/04/2015 4:42:44 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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To: NicknamedBob

The teens are producing the whole array of infantile behaviors ... other than toilet accidents. Sigh.


1,913 posted on 02/04/2015 4:44:50 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Tax-chick

You know, you could have started an ostrich farm or something.


1,914 posted on 02/04/2015 5:05:19 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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To: Tax-chick

http://www.midhudsonnews.com/News/2015/February/04/Taylor_fire-04Feb15.html
There was a fire at a place next door to my job.
Third one in six years.
First one I recall clearly was det cord left in demolition debris.
It was dropped into a bin and exploded.
[Det cord is pressure sensitive, if you rapidly compress it, it explodes.]


1,915 posted on 02/04/2015 5:13:54 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

You need better neighbors.

On the other hand, knowing you, they may have moved to get into your neighborhood.


1,916 posted on 02/04/2015 5:20:19 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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To: NicknamedBob

“Less noticeable here!”


1,917 posted on 02/04/2015 5:26:15 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Tax-chick

Mmphf.

Izzit mrng alrdy?


1,918 posted on 02/04/2015 5:27:34 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Smile at everyone you see today.

It will drive them crazy trying to figure out what you’ve been up to.

Of course, here in Gotham it could get you sent to Bellevue.


1,919 posted on 02/04/2015 5:28:26 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: ArGee

It appears that day has snuck up on us again.


1,920 posted on 02/04/2015 5:47:42 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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