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Vanity: Pour yourself a drink and tell us a muslim (lower case on purpose) joke!

Posted on 01/09/2015 3:46:35 PM PST by goodwithagun

The religion of pieces is murdering innocents in gay Pair-ee, Boner is weepy because we lousy FReepers call him spineless, Hill and Billy have some 'splaining to do regarding a little black pedophile book, and obama recently made millions of sponges officially official.

Let's have some levity at Mad Mo's expense. I'll go first: Why do muslims call camels the ships of the desert?


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To: goodwithagun

....cause we aint played cowboys and muslims yet.


41 posted on 01/09/2015 5:06:49 PM PST by BudgieRamone (Everybody loves a bonk on the head.)
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To: goodwithagun
You know why muslims aren't circumcised?

So they have a place to put their chewing gum in a sandstorm.
42 posted on 01/09/2015 5:23:36 PM PST by jy8z (When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
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To: goodwithagun

Did you hear about the Muslim widower who remarried to an Orthodox Jew?

He said: “Well, I wanted a change. For fifty years, my wife covered herself with a sheet with a hole in it all day, and took it off at night. Now, my wife covers herself with a sheet with a hole in it at night and takes it off during the day.”


43 posted on 01/09/2015 5:23:50 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: goodwithagun

Yep, and with their prohibition on images of Muhammed, he is probably the most seen Muslim in history at this point :)


44 posted on 01/09/2015 5:26:57 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: goodwithagun
B T T T ! ! ! ©
PREFECT !©

45 posted on 01/09/2015 5:29:05 PM PST by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: goodwithagun
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46 posted on 01/09/2015 5:36:23 PM PST by MtnMan101
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To: goodwithagun

A muslim walks into a bar.

The bartender says “Hey, where’s your beard?”

The muslim says, “I left her back at the white house”.


47 posted on 01/09/2015 5:38:20 PM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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To: goodwithagun

bttt


48 posted on 01/09/2015 5:45:17 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: King Moonracer
but I have to pinch a Mohammad in the toilet right now. I hope it’s not unflushable.

Don't leave any behind...


49 posted on 01/09/2015 5:46:00 PM PST by jy8z (When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
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To: goodwithagun
Pour yourself a drink and tell us a muslim (lower case on purpose) joke!

I've done the first part, but I'm humor-impaired.

Fwiw, I always write "Moslem," because that's what it used to be.

50 posted on 01/09/2015 6:02:30 PM PST by Tax-chick (Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
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To: goodwithagun
You have to watch out for those Muslin Fundamentalists.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

51 posted on 01/09/2015 6:09:21 PM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: bobby.223

They filmed it in late fall when it was cooler in the desert, but didn’t run it until the summer of 1969.


52 posted on 01/09/2015 6:29:36 PM PST by PAR35
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To: goodwithagun

sunni or later shite happens


53 posted on 01/09/2015 6:30:40 PM PST by spokeshave (He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people,)
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To: goodwithagun

Q: How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A: They mark the camels that kick.


54 posted on 01/09/2015 6:44:21 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: goodwithagun

Q: What do you get when you win a theological debate with a muslim?

A: Death threats.


55 posted on 01/09/2015 6:54:33 PM PST by tbw2
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To: PROCON

Q. What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

A. Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour.

And then the building exploded.


56 posted on 01/09/2015 6:55:24 PM PST by tbw2
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To: goodwithagun

If there was a war in my country because of my religion I would do the only rational thing-
Move to the other side of the world and demand them to adopt to my religion.


57 posted on 01/09/2015 6:55:35 PM PST by tbw2
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To: goodwithagun

I’ve set up a demolition company and I don’t have to pay my workers. All I do is spray paint ‘Mohammad liked it up the ass’ on the side of the building.


58 posted on 01/09/2015 6:55:46 PM PST by tbw2
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To: humblegunner

Well somebody must have a pretty fancy stable for all thier high horses. They got your post, and my response to it, pulled! Must be the Republicans still hanging around here.


59 posted on 01/09/2015 6:56:24 PM PST by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: goodwithagun

First Muslim mother: You remember my son Abdul? He just became a shaheed (martyr).

Second Muslim mother: These boys, they blow up so fast,


60 posted on 01/09/2015 6:59:58 PM PST by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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