[Boogieman]

Wouldn’t a real man just make his own hamburger meat, after strangling the cow with his bare hands?

[MHGinTN]

Naw, a real man would use tools. *grunt*

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Wouldn’t a real man just make his own hamburger meat, after strangling the cow with his bare hands?

Well, possibly. But in actuality, only Chuck Norris does it that way.