[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Wouldn’t a real man just make his own hamburger meat, after strangling the cow with his bare hands?

Well, possibly. But in actuality, only Chuck Norris does it that way.

[wbill]

hmmm. Chuck Norris would waste his time with something as trivial as "making hamburger". He'd just have the chef chase a cow past him, and then bite off what he wanted.

I heard, once, that NY is the City That Never Sleeps .... unless Chuck Norris tells it to.

[Boogieman]

I think Chuck just raises his eyebrow at the cow, and gives it a disapproving look, and the cow hops into the meat grinder voluntarily.