[no-to-illegals]

A married couple was observing a mosque, from a distance. mosque was full of cars arriving but only men were entering the mosque. Wife asks husband what is going on over there? Husband replies, it is learn how to beat your wife night straight out of the koran teachings of mohammad. Wife is horrified. What, moslem women take beatings from their men? Yep, says husband, we aren't allowed to provide firearms to the women.

[Jewbacca]

My friend used my computer and I saw him sniggering at the screen. I said to him, “What’s so funny?”

“I’ve just changed your language to Arabic.”

“And what’s so funny about that then?”

“Well,” he replied, “You’re computer is just about to crash.”