"Prophet" Mohammed Jokes

Freerepublic ^ | 01/08/2015 | Jewbacca

[Jewbacca]

Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat’s milk.

One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

“This is my oldest son, he’s a martyr.”

“This is my second son. He is a martyr also.”

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully, “They blow up so fast, don’t they?”

[Jewbacca]

I bought a Saudi woman’s diary on e-bay:

Monday – stayed in

Tuesday – stayed in

Wednesday – stayed in

Thursday – stayed in

Friday – stayed in

Saturday – stayed in

Sunday – stayed in

[Jewbacca]

Muslims have no sense of humor.

Every time I tell a Mohammed joke, it gets blow up out of proportion.

[Jewbacca]

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[Jewbacca]

Why did Mohammed get on Twitter?

Because Twitter is now 9 years old!

[Jewbacca]

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[Jewbacca]

Not funny, but shows the radical minority is not such a minority.

[dfwgator]

Life isn’t fair either. Why are there no muslims on Star Trek? Star Trek takes place in the future.

Reminds me of Richard Pryor complaining about no n@ggers being in Logan's Run...."White folks ain't planning for us to be here."

[Norm Lenhart]

I love Pryor. Remember the SNL word association skit?

Spear chucker - WHITE TRASH!
Nigger - DEAD honkey....

I wonder if it’s still online

[VA Voter]

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3244527/posts

[Impala64ssa]

What kind of juice? Grapefruit juice? Pineapple juice? They need prune juice because they're so full of sheeet! Ofterntimes the jokes write themselves

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Boneless pork rectums? As opposed to the ones that have bones?

[cripplecreek]

Don’t worry, they’ll have bones in them as soon as the muzzies tear open the boxes.

[Impala64ssa]

All I did was compliment her about her lovely daughters. I don't know why she got got so mad at me.

[Jewbacca]

ROFLMAO.

My favorite here is the roller coaster picture. Subtle.

[Impala64ssa]

So binLaden makes it up to the Pearly Gates and St Peter lets him in. 5 seconds later he's confronted by Robert E Lee who grabs binLaden picks him up by the neck and choke slams him. No sooner does binLaden get back on his feet when Thomas Jefferson grabs him, and delivers a pile driver. Then along comes George Washington who kicks him in the 'nads and beats him unconscious. When binLaden comes to St. Peter is standing over him and he says this is not the Paradise I was promised. St. Peter says "DAMMMIT! You moslems got it all wrong! You were promised 72 VIRGINIANS!!

[Impala64ssa]

So binLaden makes it up to the Pearly Gates and St Peter lets him in. 5 seconds later he's confronted by Robert E Lee who grabs binLaden picks him up by the neck and choke slams him. No sooner does binLaden get back on his feet when Thomas Jefferson grabs him, and delivers a pile driver. Then along comes George Washington who kicks him in the 'nads and beats him unconscious. When binLaden comes to St. Peter is standing over him and he says this is not the Paradise I was promised. St. Peter says "DAMMMIT! You moslems got it all wrong! You were promised 72 VIRGINIANS!!