Posted on 01/07/2015 3:40:44 PM PST by Jewbacca
Ha. Best thread in six months. Good way to start the year,
These jokes are outrageous and insulting!!!
Keep up the good work.
Doing God’s work. Welcome back.
I heard that after that he started consorting with cougars which in his neighborhood is any female over the age of 12.
Thanks for the verses in post #79, Race.
70% of Palestinian males say they enjoy sex in the shower; the other 30% haven’t been to prison yet.
Q. How long did it take for Mohammed’s wife to take out the trash?
A. Nine months.
Mohammed got sick again, and goes to the Jewish sage that worked so well the first time.
He complains that his left leg has turned white, and wanted to know if it was dangerous. The sage examined the limb, and after fingering his beard for a minute, turns around and leaves the tent.
Ten minutes later the sage returns, holding a large jar, and giving it to the Arab he says, “Drink this up, and I am certain that your problem will be gone!”
So Mohammed gulps down the medicine, and when he has drank it all he looks at his leg and it immediately changes back to its natural brown colour.
“God,” he says, “That medicine tasted like shit!”
“That’s because it WAS shit,” said the sage, “You were off by a couple of pints!”
Q: How can you tell if an muslim just had sex?
A: His eyes are all red from the mace.
Q. Mohamed and Mouloud are in a car, who’s driving?
A. The police.
An American man, a French guy, and an muslim are all on a plane.
Suddenly the pilot comes over the PA and says the plane is going to crash if they don’t get rid of some unnecessary weight.
The American takes a huge bag of hamburgers out of his suitcase and tosses it out the window, saying “Not a problem, I’ve got plenty of these where I come from.”
The muslim guy somehow produces an entire barrel of oil and tosses it out, saying “Not a problem, I got plenty of this where I come from.”
The French guy thinks things over for a minute, then grabs the muslim and throws him out the window.
I was walking through a Saudi Arabian market when I saw a guy getting his hand stitched back on.
I said, “Oh, I see you won your appeal!”
Muslim leaders in the UK are giving a sermon later in which they are expected to condemn grooming of underage women for sex.
And showering, and the use of deodorant.
An announcement was just made by the leading iman of the biggest mosque in Paris:
“We are moderate and peaceful muslims. On behalf of all moderate, peace loving muslims, I’d like to say that I’m sorry. Specifically, I am sorry for the senseless attack we will commit next Tuesday.”
Me and my Arab friend were playing Battleship and he called out, “C-4” on his very first turn.
I ran.
I called up a sex line that said “100 percent pure Middle Eastern filth, guaranteed to shock you!”
It was some guy proclaiming “Allah akbar! Blessed is The Prophet Mohammed! Death to the West!”
I don’t find anything wrong with people being obsessed with Michael Jackson.
Everyone in the Middle East worships a dead paedophile as well.
My friend used my computer and I saw him sniggering at the screen. I said to him, “What’s so funny?”
“I’ve just changed your language to Arabic.”
“And what’s so funny about that then?”
“Well,” he replied, “You’re computer is just about to crash.”
Lots of truth is sometimes in a joke.
“can you give me the link to your jews and Christian jokes?”
My Jewish jokes are all over this website.
It is a Jewish tradition to make jokes at our own expense.
And never once did any of us go shoot up the Tonight Show or any of the Catskills performances.
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