[Sgt_Schultze]

[Calvin Locke]

Hehe. My first thought too, reading the second paragraph.

[Servant of the Cross]

[WilliamRobert]

slick willie has a bigger spread because he has a bigger willie

[BlackAdderess]

I don’t know, I’ve been on subways and can’t say I’ve ever seen anyone do this, seems like living dangerously, sort of like sleeping nude in the summer with an older kitten in the house.

[OneWingedShark]

Somewhere, somehow, there's a way to connect the article's title, that picture, and the phrase blood engorged mayonnaise cannon — when it's found, it'll be hilarious.