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To: Jrabbit

This “advice” is meaningless and frankly conflicting.

Be yourself but don’t think and think about what you are doing and make it edgy but we love the fun you.

HUH??


3,537 posted on 04/15/2015 5:06:14 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Cruznial is a mental disorder that effects the brain of liberals where they deny he is" electable.")
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To: freedumb2003

What does “edgy” mean? Skanky?


3,542 posted on 04/15/2015 5:09:02 PM PDT by Jrabbit
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Quentin Alexander

"What I really want to know is .... how am I still on this show?"

Keith and Jlo do their best to head-bob us into submission, but this is just glorified karaoke.

Jlo : The whole entire thing really worked. Perfect song for you. The pitch thing, still all over the place.

Harry : I love your artistry, your individuality. There was little different than Lenny's version. It was good, but you got to come out swinging.

Keith : I thought you held you're own. Like the whole 51 Shades of Grey

Wait, wait, wait. Quentin has a grievance and we must hear his grievance. Hands up, don't shoot? Nope. He's pissed that Rayvon and Purple Hillary are in the bottom two.

Quentin: This whole thing is whack. And I'm gonna shut up right now.

He stomps off stage, unsmiling.

Harry: Quentin if it's that whack, you can go home. That's highly disrespectful.

Amen.

Quentin brings his unsmiling face back on stage, walks straight up to the judges table, making us think he and Harry might trade punches.

Quentin tries to clarify his statement, saying he wasn't talking about the judges, just the bottom two.

We go to an awkward commercial break. AFterwards, Quentin is all smiles as he asks America to continue to vote for him. Good luck with that, ass.

3,599 posted on 04/15/2015 5:50:44 PM PDT by silent_jonny (True: "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" -- Phillipians 4:13)
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Purple Hillary

She really does look like she's modeled her new look on Hillary Clinton, somewhere around the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy era.

She sings "My Funny Valentine". Tones down the "oi" sounds this time. Not bad.

Harry : You're very, very smart. You sang it appropriately. You did a damn good job.

Keith : Sometimes I feel you're reach is beyond your grasp. Don't know if that was perfectly exectuted.

Jlo : I thought this would be a perfect fit for you. (but disappointed that it wasn't)

She tells us that Quentin is going to marry her and her hipster boyfriend. Okay ...

3,612 posted on 04/15/2015 5:56:03 PM PDT by silent_jonny (True: "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" -- Phillipians 4:13)
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Rayvon Owen

Bland. Even as I type, I can't remember what he's singing.

Keith : I still wanted to feel something a little more. More edge.

Jlo : America keeps making you fight, and you keep fighting. You did it this week. Way to step it up.

Harry : I like that about you too. So much to admire about you. Boils down to song choice. (says that wasn't the perfect song choice, but hopes he gets another chance to find it.

3,620 posted on 04/15/2015 5:59:57 PM PDT by silent_jonny (True: "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" -- Phillipians 4:13)
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