Partygoer’s life is saved by £35 skintight dress after cement mixer crash

Metro UK ^ | 12-31-14 | Rob Waugh

[smokingfrog]

A festive partygoer owes her life to the skintight £35 ‘bodycon’ dress she squeezed into before going out, after it stopped her bones piercing her organs in a horrific car accident.

Zoe Turner’s dress acted ‘like a corset’ and stopped bones popping out and causing fatal internal injuries after her taxi was hit by a cement mixer.

Doctors told the 21-year-old that the dress almost certainly saved her life, after Ms Turner and three friends were left badly hurt in the crash.

She said: ‘I couldn’t believe my dress saved my life. That’s the best £35 I’ve ever spent.

‘Although I didn’t come off lightly, the end result could have been a lot worse.

‘The pain and restriction my dress was causing was unbearable – I am lucky to be alive.

[dfwgator]

[ansel12]

Interesting the effect red seems to have on the girls also.

[spokeshave]

Interesting the effect red seems to have on the girls also.

This definitely needs further study.

[bunkerhill7]

Partygoer’s life is saved by £35 skintight dress after cement mixer crash,
matching cement shoes photos at 11.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Probably helped that she has her own air bags

It seems like they are depicted deployed.

[G Larry]

It was full of Margarita mix.

[tiki]

We went to a party last night and my husband noted that many of the girls seemed to be wearing their little sister’s dresses, haha.

[MV=PY]

The one piece dress that kept her in one piece.

[spokeshave]

On the other side of the coin ....here is a dress that does the opposite....

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However ...it is appropriate in the context of this thread...

Because to find it

you just need to "Google"

Michelle Obama at Kaboom

(and dated 9/11/2014......unfortunately, no pun here)

[Gil4]

I hadn’t noticed whether or not she was wearing shoes.

[Right Brother]

This woman should be safe for the ride home from Wal*Mart:

[Cheapskate]

I bet mom looked pretty choice back in the day too.

[Cheapskate]

Safety First!!

[grobdriver]

Couple on the left are running away as fast as they can.

[wita]

the absolute antithesis of efmepumps. Those could be called birth control shoes.