“What they think they’ve found is a fishing weir (man made rock structure)”
The one constant is rocks. There are always rocks present. Man must be descended from rocks. I offer the population of Massachusetts as scientific proof.
This research just in from Orono. Massholes cannot be descended from rocks. Rocks would offer resistance if a Kennedy, a Coupe Deval, or an Injun Princess stepped on them.
Researchers filled a bag with rocks to equal the body weight of John Kerry, and then compared the intelligence of the man, John Kerry, to the bag of rocks, the results support your theory, no significant difference was found between the intelligence levels of the two different elements.
I always wondered who those "rocks for brains" people were who elected Ted "I Waterboaded Kopechne" Kennedy, John "I Served In Vietnam" Kerry, Barney "I Like Boys" Frank, Ed "Climate Change Is Going To Kill Us" Malarkey, Chief Liz Warren. Bunch of kooks.