Oh, don't be silly. A feller only has so many motorcycle accidents in him and you've had all yours. What could possibly go wrong? Anyway, wooden shoes and Hollandaise sauce got nuttin' on a new Harley. Wouldn't recommend a rice rocket, though. My EMT buddy calls them "organ donor specials".
Great Christmas, actually. Got a Kindle for a nephew who Doesn't Like Anything and I thought the kid wuz gonna melt on me. Didn't take him for a reader. Whaddaya know?