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What Not To Get Your Girlfriend for Christmas
Youtube ^ | Dec 23, 2014 | Robbie Sherrard

Posted on 12/24/2014 12:53:16 PM PST by Dallas59





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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet; Conspiracy; Education
KEYWORDS: gifts; info; men
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To: Dallas59

the toilet brush goes back to the Dollar Store, then?


61 posted on 12/24/2014 2:42:12 PM PST by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..))
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To: ought-six

>>I guess the bathroom scale I bought my wife is out. And it was digital with iridescent numbers; top of the line. Too late to return it and get her something else. It does go with the tile<<

It was nice knowing you.

Send flowers or memorial charity fund?


62 posted on 12/24/2014 2:48:57 PM PST by freedumb2003 (AGW: Settled Science? If so, there would only be one model and it would agree with measurements)
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To: freedumb2003

Bring some whiskey to the wake.


63 posted on 12/24/2014 2:53:15 PM PST by ought-six ( Multiculturalism is national suicide, and political correctness is the cyanide capsule.)
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To: freedumb2003; ought-six
LOL!

When my wife was pretending to grow a vegetable garden... she hates the heat, so I knew I'd inherit that project... my son and I got her a hoe for Mother's Day.

64 posted on 12/24/2014 2:53:19 PM PST by TontoKowalski
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To: TontoKowalski

I’m going to get a bigger refrigerator for my doghouse. You, too?


65 posted on 12/24/2014 2:54:41 PM PST by ought-six ( Multiculturalism is national suicide, and political correctness is the cyanide capsule.)
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To: SamAdams76

We actually have these at the warehouse.


66 posted on 12/24/2014 2:54:56 PM PST by Dallas59
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To: ought-six
I answered up earlier in the thread.

Food Saver vacuum sealer.

But also a massage-a-month for all of 2015.

I think I'm going to gift the massages first, so she'll look at the Food Saver as just me being a goofy man and laugh it off. Wish me luck.

67 posted on 12/24/2014 2:57:19 PM PST by TontoKowalski
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To: Dallas59

Christmas is way over-rated.
Every four years would be good.


68 posted on 12/24/2014 2:58:40 PM PST by bicyclerepair (Ft. Lauderdale FL (zombie land). TERM LIMITS ... TERM LIMITS)
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To: Dallas59

I think I will get her that snowblower this year, just breaks my heart to see her out there with that rusty old shovel.


69 posted on 12/24/2014 3:01:57 PM PST by Einherjar
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To: bicyclerepair
Like the Olympics.

Truth is, we just don't want much, and when we do, we go buy it.

70 posted on 12/24/2014 3:02:42 PM PST by TontoKowalski
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To: faithhopecharity

He got the toothbrush at his office gift party..that’s special when you share your job!


71 posted on 12/24/2014 3:06:11 PM PST by Dallas59
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To: Dallas59

that’s actually a pretty good gift for an office gift party...
:)


72 posted on 12/24/2014 3:07:21 PM PST by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..))
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To: Dallas59

we had a bunch of workers pool their resources to show their boss how much they appreciated him....
(he got a very nicely gift-wrapped package of toilet paper)


73 posted on 12/24/2014 3:09:31 PM PST by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..))
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To: Dallas59

An elliptical?


74 posted on 12/24/2014 3:11:34 PM PST by Go Gordon (Barack McGreevey Obama)
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To: VanDeKoik

Wise words.


75 posted on 12/24/2014 3:15:19 PM PST by MinorityRepublican
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To: trisham

That’s amazing.


76 posted on 12/24/2014 3:19:47 PM PST by Tax-chick (Remember Malmedy!)
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To: Tax-chick

We still laugh about it today. Mr. T is a funny guy.


77 posted on 12/24/2014 3:24:46 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Einherjar

Walter Williams made a joke a lot like that, and then his wife died after slipping on ice while shoveling snow.


78 posted on 12/24/2014 3:28:11 PM PST by Tax-chick (Remember Malmedy!)
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To: trisham

I would agree with that description, just going on this one fact.


79 posted on 12/24/2014 3:29:09 PM PST by Tax-chick (Remember Malmedy!)
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To: trisham
There is this alternative.


80 posted on 12/24/2014 3:50:36 PM PST by wally_bert (There are no winners in a game of losers. I'm Tommy Joyce, welcome to the Oriental Lounge.)
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