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Understand...I am not a racist, but, quite frankly..."No F-ing way."
1 posted on 12/20/2014 9:49:13 AM PST by hoagy62
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Yeah, no thanks. See, James Bond just isn’t black. So he can’t be the first black James Bond. Since that doesn’t exist.


2 posted on 12/20/2014 9:50:16 AM PST by Individual Rights in NJ (I don't even know what to say anymore..)
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We don’t need a “shocking” email from a SONY exec to know a Black Bond would result in a 50-70% decline in box office receipts.


3 posted on 12/20/2014 9:52:31 AM PST by montag813
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And he’s queer, too.


4 posted on 12/20/2014 9:52:34 AM PST by grobdriver (Where is Wilson Blair when you need him?)
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But Bond ISN’T black. What’s next, black Indiana Jones? Black Rambo?!


5 posted on 12/20/2014 9:53:51 AM PST by Viennacon
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The white supremacists will refuse to buy tickets.


6 posted on 12/20/2014 9:54:27 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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” quite frankly...”No F-ing way.”

If nothing else works, he can always come out as a lesbian.


10 posted on 12/20/2014 9:55:50 AM PST by haroldeveryman
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I don’t know if this actor has enough inner drama or presence to play James Bond, but I guess we’ll find out.
This will free Daniel Craig up to play the role he would be perfect for ‘The Story of Vladimir Putin’. They look like brothers, give or take a blond toupee.


11 posted on 12/20/2014 9:56:24 AM PST by lee martell
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I was thinking, maybe Al Sharpton.../s

(Just sayin,...seems he's a pinch hitter on everything else...)

15 posted on 12/20/2014 9:58:28 AM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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What about Sydney Poitier ?


16 posted on 12/20/2014 9:58:43 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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Well, the guy is British.

By the way, he played the drug lord “Stringer” Bell on the HBO series “The Wire”.


19 posted on 12/20/2014 10:01:59 AM PST by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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Also change Bond’s orientation, have him cross-dress, and instead of a Bond Girl they could cast a Bond Boy. He could drink Appletinis stirred, not shaken. Instead of violence let him talk the issues out.


21 posted on 12/20/2014 10:02:46 AM PST by BushCountry (If you're wondering, "I got my screenname before GW was elected the first time.")
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I liked Idris Elba in the BBC America mini-series Luther.

If Dorothy from the Wiz and Annie can be black, why not James Bond?

Oh, bad examples...

22 posted on 12/20/2014 10:04:52 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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Connery had his high tech briefcase and Aston Martin DB5, provided by Q Branch. Black & gay 007 could have a high tech purse and a Nissan Leaf.


23 posted on 12/20/2014 10:05:06 AM PST by twister881
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Hollywood should do a remake of Shaft with a white actor. Maybe a MLK biography played by a Korean actor.


24 posted on 12/20/2014 10:05:39 AM PST by coon2000 (Give me Liberty or give me death!)
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So would this mean Bond would have a Colt 45 shaken not stirred?


25 posted on 12/20/2014 10:07:48 AM PST by twoputt
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He was great in The Wire. I can see him as Bond James Bond.
27 posted on 12/20/2014 10:08:50 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Any energy source that requires a subsidy is, by definition, "unsustainable.")
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Good actor but, uhm, NO.

Stupid...


28 posted on 12/20/2014 10:10:28 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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this... is the next Bond???

29 posted on 12/20/2014 10:11:32 AM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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James Bond will be a post op transgendered Thai ladyboy within two more movies. Bond is a white manly man Brittish spy. Always has been always will be. They will destroy the franchise


31 posted on 12/20/2014 10:15:37 AM PST by Organic Panic
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James Bond will be a post op transgendered Thai ladyboy within two more movies. Bond is a white manly man Brittish spy. Always has been always will be. They will destroy the franchise


32 posted on 12/20/2014 10:15:38 AM PST by Organic Panic
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