You can tell polish jokes and I won’t mind. (but you have to explain them to me)
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If you insist....
There will never be a Major Sporting event in Warsaw.
Most everyone will be sitting behind a Pole..
Why did the Germans have such an easy time overrunning Poland?
They marched in backwards and everyone thought they were leaving.
Ah, you and your Polish jokes. Can YOU speak Polish?
NO.
Well, how does it feel being dumber than a whole country full of people.
..Moans and groans...
Conservative bloggers, evangelical Christians, and Mormons.
So here goes nothing ...
A conservative blogger, an evangelical Christian, and a Mormon walked into a bar. Only one had the foggiest idea where he was.
One of favorite Polish jokes (and yes, I am of Polish descent):
Two Polish pilots try to land an airplane in the states. They start descending and as they touch the ground one pilot screams to the other pilot : “Get the airplane up, the runaway is ending...”.
The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air.
They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, the pilot scream again “Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...”
The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air. They make a big turn and start descending again. This goes on again and again...
During their fourth descent the pilot says : “Look at those stupid Americans, they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway.”
“I know” answers the second pilot, “But look how wide they made it.”
I don’t get it