One of favorite Polish jokes (and yes, I am of Polish descent):
Two Polish pilots try to land an airplane in the states. They start descending and as they touch the ground one pilot screams to the other pilot : “Get the airplane up, the runaway is ending...”.
The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air.
They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, the pilot scream again “Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...”
The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air. They make a big turn and start descending again. This goes on again and again...
During their fourth descent the pilot says : “Look at those stupid Americans, they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway.”
“I know” answers the second pilot, “But look how wide they made it.”
Great joke! Thanks for the laugh.
Rim-shot!
Yeah.....
Also the one about the first Polish Telephone Co worker.
Alexander Graham Kawolski -
They told him to go out and measure the Devices that held the wires above ground.
He comes back the first day and has 2 measurements
2 the next etc..
Boss calls him in and says SKI, you are only doing 2 a day, people normally get 30 or 40.
Well Boss, I dig them up, measure them and put them back in the ground. When they are laying down I just measure to where the dirt was.
WHY go through all that, just wanted to measure them for continuity, so they all were the same..
I know but you didn’t tell me if you wanted to know how tall they were or how long, so I did it both ways.
That was great!