Q: How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: That’s not funny!
Q: Why can’t snakes be lawyers?
A: They don’t have hands to carry the briefcase.
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Q: What is the difference between a large pizza and a musician?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four at least once.
LOL!
There’s no room to screw in a lightbulb.