Posted on 12/14/2014 12:18:44 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
OMAHA, Dec. 10 (UPI) -- The Nebraska Humane Society has located the owner of the mysterious sheep found "wandering the streets of Omaha" wearing a Christmas sweater.
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Owner Margaret Vazquez reunited with her woolly friend, a ram named Gage, on Tuesday night, after he had already made international headlines for his holiday spirit.
"I was so happy that we got him," Vazquez, who said her friend had spotted him online, told the Omaha World-Herald. "I was worried that someone would eat him or something bad would happen."
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Thank G_D you found our Rep. from the 7th. District of GA. as he is MIA. Hope they did a rape kit on him as he rolled over in D.C. last week and took it in the butt.
That was hilarious!!!
Ewe knew creative writing was gonna ensue.
I did this one off the hoof.
Bob Rivers does good parodies.
Fun Fact: The bassist for Otis Day and the Knights in Animal House was real-world blues guitarist Robert Cray.
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