I'll be posting a bunch of News/Rumors (and Inside info from Mama) for the next few days to get caught up.
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(and NO, I did not stay at a Holiday Inn last night)
Boss, would You please PING the big list?
I just knew that today would be a good day when I woke up this morning now can I go back to bed?
Good stuff, hope your folks are getting well.
Off to the PRI show tomorrow, if I rub shoulders with any of the elite I’ll check in here.
NASCAR Fans get Help!!! Shed the addiction to Commercialized Gubment motorsports.
Coming in two more seasons, Electric cars....
Following in two more seasons, NASCAR Slot Car Series.
Just go to your local freeway clover interchange and watch the cars go around and around to the left.
And for the 19t hundred consecutive year, June-yur DID NOT win the title, yet remains the sports most popular driver. He had his best year in years, but Dale Junior is no Dale Senior and will never come near daddy’s record for winning championships. Jimmy has what now, six?? Junior will never come near that. Maybe one. Two if big time lucky. Even that Kill-wash-ski guy has one and Jr. none. Good luck Junior. Go Jimmy. Get another one.
SATIRE********
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.
This announcement followed Gordon ‘s decision to take advantage of President Obama’s stimulus scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare drawing black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon ‘s existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars’ worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon ‘s management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.
UPDATE:
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt, Jr., for 10 cases of Budweiser, a bag of weed and some photos of Jeff Gordon ‘s wife in the shower
Now that it has been a few weeks past-what is your thought on the race for the chase?
Watch the Barrett-Jackson auction this week!
Velocity or Discovery channels...aamzing stuff!