Barack And Michelle Obama’s First Date Was So Adorable That It’s Getting Its Own Movie (BARF ALERT)

mtv news ^ | 12-6-14 | sasha geffen

[molson209]

Is this a money laundering thing to fill the pockets of the Obamas like the fake book deals ?

[Sacajaweau]

I believe the first date was a spike lee movie "Do the Right Thing"

If you go to wiki (sorry..just looking there for hints) you'll see the summary of the story...including...."One officer places Raheem in a chokehold and kills him".

Nothing has changed....There are too many black criminals...and Obama speaks nothing of that.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

In my old hometown, graduation is about 40%. Absurd...

[Sacajaweau]

http://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/12/barack-and-michelle-obamas-first-date-comes-to-the-big-screen-in-southside-with-you/

[Kenton]

Great. This means that we will, at some time in the future, have many laughs at the expense of whoever was foolish enough to finance this farce. In case you didn't notice what's been happening, the love affair with "The Won" is pretty much over, Sasha, and this will be a major flop.

Timing is everything, dahling. This may have worked in 2007, but in light of recent political developments, “Southside With You" is destined to become, at best, a cult film watched only by giggling stoners pulling an all-nighter watching Netflix.

[TheGipperWasRight]

They need to fictionalize (as most of the movie will be) their first date in Birmingham during the civil rights days. That way, they can show their authenticity by dodging police dogs and getting sprayed with fire hoses.

They could even have a scene where young Barack and Michelle come to the aid of a black man being set upon my white racists. The man later turns out to be MLK. Cue poignant music and roll credits.

[GSWarrior]

Southside with you......is that a position?

[LYDIAONTARIO]

“Barry and the Beard”

[FreedomGuru]

The America hating date from Hell.

[Blue Jays]

Absolutely nothing will stop the mainstream media from doubling-down their bet on this man, huh?

[laweeks]

Were they both swinging from the same tree?

[oblomov]

It's part of what will become official mythology.

Similar to how people now believe that JFK was a war hero and a good president.

[KeyLargo]

[kingattax]

if that isn’t a man trying to look like a woman, it should be.

[mikrofon]

(Oops – wrong date ;)

[RegulatorCountry]

Yeah, but the one on the right seems to be having more success at it.

[martin_fierro]

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[Politicalkiddo]

How do you make a 90 or so minute movie based on something like this? Unless there’s a scene with them using drugs for 20 minutes....

[blackdog]

NORK Propagandists doing free lance work?

[Chode]

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