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Michelle Obama: 'Small Number of Students Are Getting Every Advantage'

Oh yes. Another war is looming. The war on Nature. Natural selection can't be allowed to interfere with the First Sasquatch's view of the universe.

Nature never allowed me to get a $40,000,000 basketball contract; too short, arms not long enough. Can't jump worth beans.

And then there's' my weight; Never weighed over 160 my entire life!
can't bully anybody! Can't throw my weight around!!! Can't resist arrest!
Where's the fairness in that?!

All together now...

Can't Jump!
Can't resist arrest!

Can't have that!

Equal access to professional sports now!!

Can't Jump!
Can't Jump!
Can't resist arrest!

Can't Jump!
Can't resist arrest!

Can't Jump!
Can't resist arrest!

[PROCON]

You need to use the 8’ hoop like I do :-)

[Awgie]

You're on to something. We need racial quotas in professional sports.

I suggest that all of us who are disqualified from muti-million dollar professional sports contracts due to our physical attributes, organize for national protests.

Let's all me in the suburbs and burn down our houses and businesses to show how unfair this is.