[Billthedrill]

Well, I dunno. Part of me sez, "avoid this thread like a plague of airborne anal warts" but another, better part sez, "Don't be ridiculous, Drill, anal warts aren't airborne and you can't get them from sitting next to a Liberian corpse except if it's in coach and you just stole his pack of honey mustard pretzels." But that pack of mustard pretzels was already open, know what I mean? And so at what point in our journey did the guy finally breathe his last, before or after he opened the pretzels? Because if it was afterward he's not a corpse, he's a ZOMBIE! A pretzel-eating zombie. So now I gotta count the dang things, lessee, one, two, three...how many mustard pretzels in a pack, anyways? I tried Googling it but all I get is some really NSFW pix involving a goat and a guy in San Francisco dressed as a fairy princess. Or maybe I mistyped "mustard pretzels" in the search window and it came out "airborne anal warts". That would explain the pic, at least. What do you think?

[Chickensoup]

“plague of airborne anal warts’

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I cannot begin to describe my reaction to that phrase...I don’t think those words have ever been strung together in a sentence before...