ISIS Training Manual for Women ... How to Cook Pancakes for Your Jihadi Husband

news.com.au ^ | NOVEMBER 30, 2014 | news.com.au

[DogByte6RER]

The world’s deadliest terror group issues a pancake recipe

THE IS agency for women, has launched a ‘cookbook’, explaining how to keep jihadists happy and fulfilled by making pancakes after a day of fighting.

The agency known as Al-Zawra that “prepares sisters for the battlefield for jihadists” has been dubbed a “finishing school” for young women hoping to wed militants.

In a step-by-step guide, published by Al-Zawra, the recipe calls for one egg, four tablespoons of sugar, one tablespoon of oil, 4 tablespoons of salt, one cup of milk and one cup of flour.

This follows the first recipe released earlier in November, “balls of date mush”.

In an effort to recruit and train female jihadis, the institution offers classes in everything from sewing to weapons training.

In their mission statement they explain the school is for women “interested in explosive belt and suicide bombing more than a white dress or a castle or clothing or furniture.”

[Taffini]

I read that and thought that can’t be right. Probably should be 1/4 teaspoon salt.

Reminds me of the time my sister and cousin were making brownies. One read the ingredients, the other measured them out. When my sister ran her finger across the page and read “1/4 cup.......salt”, I had to intervene.

[huldah1776]

What, they can’t make sandwiches?

[Veto!]

When do you add the arsenic?

[R. Scott]

And no baking powder?

[Trillian]

If they're using one egg and one cup of milk it should be one tablespoon of sugar and 1/2 teaspoon of salt. Maybe this is why they're angry.. bad food ;)

[EQAndyBuzz]

I know how to make a jihadist pancake.

1. Take 1 jihadist.
2. Take a John Deere tracker
3. Run over Jihadist

We call them Rachel Corrie’s.

[W.]

The Aussies need a new translator, it’s Step 4-1 teaspoon salt, where the baking powder went, we’ll never know. Perhaps substitute a tsp of Red Dot powder?

[Vigilanteman]

Salt? Sugar? Saltpeter? I was thinking more along the lines of strychnine.

[DocJhn]

Be sure to grind up and precook 1 lb of Jimmi Dean Sausage to mix in batter.

[beethovenfan]

I’d add a liberal dose of KCN to the recipe.

[dfwgator]

Freepers never disappoint.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

If I have no oil will bacon grease work?

[erkelly]

4 tbsp of salt? That must be one nasty pancake!!!

[Morpheus2009]

You know, you should make in the manual a good recipe for poison that looks like water, but burns its’ way out from inside the husband’s body.