Strange but true: Seals found sexually assaulting penguins

CBS ^ | 25 Nov 2014 | Amanda Schupak

[lurk]

Prior to the attacks the seals were seen coming out of the local sea mosque. Just sayin’

[vetvetdoug]

And people still don’t believe that this can happen with other species, lets say with monkeys in Africa?

[DanielRedfoot]

Well What was the penguin wearing??????

/ running and ducking…..

[fatez]

Two words: Climate change!!!

[ZinGirl]

hazing requirement? maybe seals have stupid frats.

[fatez]

"This is very weird because it's hair and feathers, mammals and birds," he said. "It's such a big gap, it's unheard of."

Obviously Willie has not been to San Francisco...

[Olog-hai]

With Mullah Haddad?

[Lizavetta]

We said, 'This is strange. Why is this happening more often now?'

Global warming, of course. That's the reason for the increasing temperatures, polar vortex, less rain, more rain, heavier snowstorms, smaller snowpack, more tornadoes, fewer tornadoes, and everything else under the sun.

[going hot]

Well, if it walks like a penguin, sometimes those sea weary seals just cant control themselves, it seems.

[icwhatudo]

Will either be a confirmation that homosexuality is normal or “it was caused by global warming”

[RightGeek]

[M Kehoe]

I promise that I won't ping anyone in the Navy to this thread.

The temptation is so difficult...

No, I won't say anything...

5.56mm

[PGR88]

Its because the penguins dress seductively.

[yarddog]

Army Rangers would never do that.

[PGR88]

As long as there is love, who are we to judge?

[Joe 6-pack]

"This is very weird because it's hair and feathers, mammals and birds," he said. "It's such a big gap, it's unheard of."

I was once told that the difference between, being "kinky," and being, "perverted," is that kinky is when you use a feather, and perverted is when you use the whole chicken...

[Pontiac]

Two words: Climate change!!!

It’s a good thing you didn’t put a sarcasm tag on that post because you know it is coming. Someone is going to blame this on global warming

[cripplecreek]

The penguin was askin for it.

[GladesGuru]

“Well What was the penguin wearing??????

/ running and ducking…..”

We know you are deliberately inciting Audubon ladies so they will throw enough bricks to make your new driveway.

;-)