[Salamander]

No, of course it does not.

And when a woman gets older, the tranny cracks surface.

How many making them are secretly married to nubile 20-somethings?

{{{crickets}}}

[FredZarguna]

Well, my marriage isn't secret, and my wife of 30+ years is actually better looking now than she was as a twenty-something.

The Guilty/Not Guilty thing works with a lot of superficial women too, the rules are just [slightly] different:

[Not Guilty.]