Hard-working American men and women have a RIGHT to chocolate. We must make sure that all Americans have equal access to chocolate at prices that won’t bust the budgets of these hard-working American men and women who are working so hard.
That is why I am today proposing legislation that will level the playing field for these hard-working American chocolate consumers. And, in order to make sure that greedy chocolate producers do not engage in market manipulation or predatory pricing, I am creating a new federal agency: the Department of Chocolate Regulation And Pricing, just to show that I give a C.R.A.P.
Brilliant!
Cruz supports. Rove opposes.
I see what you did there...