[Billthedrill]

That's it. First I wuz gonna dedicate the western acreage to hops for beer. Then I wuz gonna dedicate it to pot because, you know, it's a bigger margin than beer. Now it's gonna be chocolate. Yessiree, William T. Drill, chocolate farmer! I'm gonna be rich!

Now where the heck am I gonna get me some chocolate seeds? I've been looking inside the chocolates but every time I try it I end up eating them instead. I've found almonds and macadamia nuts but no chocolate seeds so far. Gotta keep trying, no matter how long it takes.

[Army Air Corps]

Well, I was going to start growing tobacco in the back yard just to piss-off Lefties.