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[Alaska] Troopers Release Brief on Underwear Bandit
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| 11/12/14
| Jay Barrett
Posted on 11/16/2014 1:47:56 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Troopers are reminding the public not to leave their
homes underwear unsecured "
Get a safe.
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posted on
11/16/2014 2:38:05 PM PST
by
Paladin2
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/16/2014 2:38:39 PM PST
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Paladin2
To: Paladin2
...and they call this a free country.
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posted on
11/16/2014 2:39:59 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: Army Air Corps
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posted on
11/16/2014 2:43:50 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/16/2014 3:01:03 PM PST
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Beowulf9
To: Beowulf9
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posted on
11/16/2014 3:06:03 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: Slings and Arrows
Panty bandits are an odd bunch, but often have a strikingly similar, eccentric profile.
When they take their loot home, they not only treat it very carefully, but fold it up, sometimes put it in an envelope, then record the date and time when they stole it. That is, they carefully label the evidence of every crime.
Some of them go to great lengths to get their prizes. I remember one “Spider-Man” who climbed up the side of a five story building, at night, to get into an open window, located and stole the panties, and made his escape, without waking his victim.
Of course, when the police finally catch them, they might quickly solve dozens of crimes, often with the victims having no idea they were burglarized.
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posted on
11/16/2014 3:22:58 PM PST
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
To: Slings and Arrows; shibumi
The jokes just write themselves ping.
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posted on
11/16/2014 3:47:13 PM PST
by
Salamander
(My soul's on fire.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/16/2014 6:19:10 PM PST
by
Trillian
To: Slings and Arrows
Ummm...did they?
Like rocks...PC incorrect lab test, but "I seen it with my own eyes".
Spitz may have been Jewish, and Phelps may have unnatural flippers, but neither of them have any Ebonese genes, by my reckoning....
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posted on
11/16/2014 6:45:32 PM PST
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ErnBatavia
(It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign, number sign, or octothorpe. ###)
To: ErnBatavia
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posted on
11/16/2014 6:51:26 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: Slings and Arrows
This case will require an under cover operation.
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posted on
11/17/2014 4:02:36 AM PST
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muir_redwoods
("He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative." G.K .C)
To: muir_redwoods
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posted on
11/17/2014 4:49:17 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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