"There's a sale at Penney's !"
Posted on 11/02/2014 12:04:29 PM PST by keat
BIDEN ISSUES COMPLETE PARDON, CHOOSES BOEHNER FOR VP
"TIME FOR A GOVERNMENNT OF NATIONAL UNITY" HE SAYS
DEMOCRATIC AND REPUBLICAN PARTIES TO MERGE
DHS BEGINS ARRESTS OF TEA PARTY MEMBERS
A booming economy and good times lead to voter apathy, Right Wing Extremists make gains.
JONI ERNST CASTRATES DEMS
Democrats WIN EVERY RACE, Polls be damned.
“Democrats sweep national and state elections; FR founder Jim Robinson shuts down site, goes bowling with Dr. Spencer and Kaci Hickox”
Voter fraud in ________.
Elections Favor Republicans; Obama Dissolves Senate, House.
And Boehner goes further by agreeing to let Democrats pick the new Speaker and chair committees.
President Obama retains seat as President in spite of alleged Republican waive - signs 423 new executive orders. Republicans fully fund all orders while complaining about their inability to stop the Executive Orders.
"There's a sale at Penney's !"
Ruth Bader Ginsburg dies in mysterious accident. Obama nominates Eric Holder.
Iran tests nuclear missile. John Kerry agrees to meet with foreign minister to sign surrender agreement.
George Soros buys freerepublic.
Harry Reid announces engagement to Lindsey Graham.
Putin invades Poland.
Hillary announces run for 2016. Oprah donates $1,000,000,000!
Dan Rather to return to CBS news.
Federal reserve will reintroduce the $1000 bill featuring Paul Krugman and stop printing presidential denominations.
Al Gore declares hell has frozen over.
The era of big government is back.
share the power...........the new RHINO mantra
Minority leader, Harry Reid, calls for change in rules of Senate. Minorty to get extra votes and all the good offices.Rove's "new tone" Republicans agree
The “bipartisan” angle sounds about right. Either that, or some reference to “angry voters.” As we all know, the press only regards anger as suspect when it is conservative anger.
“New report reveals more torture under Bush administration than previously thought”
“Obama sees election as mandate for executive action”
"Too many democrat bodies to bury"--Union boss says.
National Guard called out. Country wonders where president is -- reported still in locked closet.
New Republican majority leader Mitch measures new larger office windows for drapes. Continues to deny rumors circulating that he intends to come out of the closet in 2015.
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Headline (in Fort Kent Herald): Kaci Hickox snowed in by blizzard reporting she has a temperature of 103 and is crapping her brains out.
Subheadline 1: EMTs unable to reach house.
Subheadline 2: Boyfriend living in garage to avoid further contact.
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