Posted on 10/28/2014 9:47:37 AM PDT by SharpRightTurn
A South Carolina woman told police yesterday that her former boyfriend stole her “Obama phone” during a confrontation yesterday morning, according to an incident report.
Tasha Mallory, 29, said that she was on her phone when Desmond Ty’Quan Gray, 22, “entered her apartment uninvited” Monday morning and “began to ask her who she was on the phone with.” Mallory and Gray “are not dating but have one child in common,” cops noted.
According to Mallory, Gray tried to grab her phone, but she held it close to her chest “so Mr. Gray could not get to it.” Gray, Mallory alleged, then pushed her to the floor, bit her shoulder, and scratched her arm. He also allegedly wrested her phone away and then fled the residence in a green vehicle.
“Ms. Mallory described the cell phone as an ‘Obama phone,’” according to a Spartanburg Police Department report.
While talking with cops, Mallory pulled out a “second cell phone that she had” and showed text messages from Gray “stating that he did not want the relationship to end.” Police subsequently sought to locate Gray for questioning, but were unsuccessful (they planned to consult with a judge about the incident).
Gray, seen in the above mug shot, has prior arrests for drug possession, shoplifting, domestic violence, attempted burglary, and peeping, according to court records.
The federal government’s Lifeline program, which began in 1985, provides phones to financially disadvantaged individuals. While the program’s mobile phone component launched months before Barack Obama’s 2009 inauguration, the 44th president has been linked to it largely due to a video shot during the 2012 presidential race.
She uses that Ebola-phone to check the balance on her EBT account, so this is some serious sh*t!
Tasha and Desmond Ty’Quan, a couple of nice Amish names.
“Mallory and Gray are not dating but have one child in common...”
I guess I’m just an old fashioned guy, but I have always made it a point to at least be dating the women I have children with.
Seeing how it was a genuine ObamaFone™ this should be a Federale felony with punishment of not less than 2 years and a $5,000 fine
Obama has so decreed it. Via Presidential Proclamation and Executive action
““Not dating, but have one child in common.” And how many other chillun “in common” with other baby daddies?”
Exactly. How many does Tasha have “in common” with other baby daddies and how many does Desmond Ty’Quan have “in common” with other baby mommas?
We could be talking about an exponential growth in Obama phones here.
“From my cold dead hand...”
You know those picture puzzles in magazines that say, “Find Ten Things Wrong with This Picture”? Where even to begin with this story? There might be 30 things wrong; I lost count.
stealing free phones
dang
Hard to know if we should laugh or cry.
“You know those picture puzzles in magazines that say, “Find Ten Things Wrong with This Picture”? Where even to begin with this story? There might be 30 things wrong; I lost count.”
My thoughts, too. I could go into a rant over at least a half-dozen angles of this story.
Oh No HE DIT ENT!
“Ty’Quan d’oh!”
You nailed it!
You be behind the times!
*head swerve*
LOL!
“Oh, no, not my Obama phone.”
She only has ONE Obamaphone?
I know people with 3 or 4 of them.
Obama to hold press conference at 5:30 pm today to discuss options....
She needs one phone for personal use, and the Obama-phone for handling her “bidniss”.
Who says Obama doesn’t support small businesses...
That is SO last century, man....
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