[NoCmpromiz]

Ah yes. With all the distractions from these "Look! A squirrel" posts and the ensuing closely-following energy discharge and resultant atmospheric display, I had completely forgotten about sliding springs and bp earphgrotches...

Also lost in the shuffle were hollered rain barrels and slid-upon cellar doors.

[Darksheare]

Rain barrels?
Oh, you mean the moonshine operation.
Yeah, about that.
Shut it down last week when someone had a little too much midnight thunder, lit their cigarette, and..well...there was a roaring jet of flame and nobody’s seen them since!

[Darksheare]

Hello?
Yes, this is cat.