Posted on 10/17/2014 3:53:40 PM PDT by Citizen Zed
A private moment quickly turned embarrassing for an Italian couple who got stuck to each other while having sex in the Adriatic Sea.
Taking advantage of a relatively deserted beach at Porto San Giorgio on Italy's east coast earlier this week, the pair took their passions to the sea but was reportedly unable to separate due to "suction" caused by the surrounding water, Il Mattino reports.
The duo remained stuck in the water briefly until they were able to summon a woman walking the shore for help. The woman brought them a towel as they struggled out of the water, Italy's The Local reports.
A doctor was called to the scene and the couple was rushed to hospital, where the woman's uterus was dilated to relieve pressure and allow the two to separate.
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I’m not quite sure why, but in that YouTube video I saw a girl in an apparently caucasian penis costume ice skating badly while chasing what appeared to be a guy in a gray clamshell costume.
He was also ice skating badly, with scattered “woo-hoos” whenever they collided or fell down, from the apparently thin crowd watching the whole thing transpire.
I guess you had to be there, because I don’t get it, lol.
“Gwyneth Paltrow is on her way to instruct them on conscious uncoupling.”
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LOL!!!
I hope she’s able to speak properly... ;)
It’s called Penis captivus.
It can happen but it is so rare that it is often thought to be a joke or B.S. story.
At least it wasn’t a gay couple.
Did you just make that limerick up on the spot, Joe!? Very creative! :)
I used to love writing spoof poems, songs, etc. :)
Rrrrright! We’re expected to believe this?
sorry but I’m L M A O
I believe that both are team mascots.
The one school, the Rhode Island Institute of Design, has a team named the “Nads”. Their cheer is of course “Go Nads!”. And their mascot is “Scrotie”, whom you saw chasing the Clam. I’m not sure who “Clammie” represents.
It just seemed like a video that fit this thread.
Stealer’s Wheel - Stuck in the Middle With You.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohRa9lsx0Q
(I decided not to use the Reservoir Dogs version)
No sir, I can’t claim authorship of that limerick. I heard it many years ago in my youth and committed it to memory, knowing it would come in handy some day...
This is the funniest thread I have read on FR for months...I could not stop laughing.
Tender Trap
Tonight I just know I’ll have a pipe dream.
Bump for old Mac Heath.
I call everyone I know including the newspaper!!!
Here in Iowa, every year Buena Vista (beavers) faces Upper Iowa (peacocks). I was very young the first time I went to a game, and I did not get why the cheerleaders were having so much fun doing their cheers...I was trying to watch a game...
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