[Delta Dawn]

Beep...Delta Dawn is no longer here. After having had her heart crushed by the one, the only...Miss Dawn has decided to live out her days in the upstate NY rectory St. DeBlasio where she plans to devote her time to solitude and contemplation of the world’s great issues...

[Lazamataz]

Don't make me rappel down a rope dangling from a stealth helicoptor just to scoop you into my strong, muscular, glistening arms.

....With my blond Fabio-like hair whipping in the helicoptor breeze.....