[Lazamataz]

Don't make me rappel down a rope dangling from a stealth helicoptor just to scoop you into my strong, muscular, glistening arms.

....With my blond Fabio-like hair whipping in the helicoptor breeze.....

[Delta Dawn]

You’re all sweaty? You know we’re meeting the Ferguson’s for dinner and then we’re stopping by Shady Pines to spend the evening with Mom...I am so glad you gave up your bowling night so that we could spend more time with the folks...You are getting your hair cut, right?