> “There’s a natural phobia of clowns,” Sgt. Joe Grubbs of the Bakersfield Police Department told ABC News today. “And, clearly, if someone is dressed up as a clown and holding a weapon in a threatening manner, that’s going to frighten people.”
I bet they wouldn’t pull that crap in Texas. There’d be a clown hunting season declared...
Except for Austin, which would be a Clown Preserve.
What if they're declared an endangered species?
EXCLUSIVE: National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear