Head doctor: “Let’s be clear – if anyone shows up with signs of Ebola, we will send them straight to the specialist center in Birmingham, do you understand?”
Doctor: “Yes sir.”
Head doctor: “Anyone.”
Doctor: “Yes sir.”
Head doctor: “Where do we send them?”
Doctor: “Birmingham, sir. Specialist center.”
Head doctor: “Right”
Nurse: “Patient just arrived! He’s bleeding from his eyeballs!!”
Head doctor: “Get him in here! Room 24B is open! Let’s move, people!”