[NicknamedBob]

"I was once a professional typist."

I'm one of those weird characters who took typing in high school.

Say what you will about it, but I've seen a lot of guys who didn't, get stuck sending messages and retrieving data from computers.

They probably wish they had taken typing.

I learned to type on keyboards that had no number one.

[ArGee]

I learned to type on keyboards that had no electrical contacts.

[NoCmpromiz]

I learned to type on keyboards that had no number one.

Yes, in those days it was 'ell' without a 'one'...