(i can't keep a straight face with this ..., Lol.)
Yeah, I got the linear heating thing in the basement. Linear ‘cause it’s shaped like a rectangular box. As opposed to a cylindrical dohicky. Or ovate...
But right now it’s on ‘you’re supposed to be sleeping and you don’t need heat’ setback so it hasn’t heated anything, linearly, digitally, or even in an analog fashion since 2330 last. Thus there have been no convection currents, ionospherical or otherwise. Probably should apply for a government grant to study this anomaly...
Probably why it is really chilly about now.
;-)
(Usually about the time the house cools enough to cause a furnace burn (you know - a mid night correction) it is time for the “you’re supposed to be up and about” setting and the linear heating device starts consuming #2 again..)
And now, I will go check out the warming features of layers of cloth. Also known as blankets.. ;-)