[Gefn]

I couldn’t find a LOL with a turkey, but the chicken may answer your question,

http://cheezburger.com/8336185856

And it channels Star Trek!

[moose07]

To boldly cluck where no-one has clucked before...
This explains why the Voyager probe hit a big cloud of feathers as it passed Neptune. It was assumed a pigeon had hit the windshield.
No, it was a chicken returning after a five year mission.

Do not deny the fossil in the freezer its place in history, the chickens are watching!