[moose07]

To boldly cluck where no-one has clucked before...
This explains why the Voyager probe hit a big cloud of feathers as it passed Neptune. It was assumed a pigeon had hit the windshield.
No, it was a chicken returning after a five year mission.

Do not deny the fossil in the freezer its place in history, the chickens are watching!

[Gefn]

When I went to bed last night I was thinking of something clever like the Martian turkeys mated with the dodos and that is why they went extinct.

I remember reading somewhere dodos tasted better than chicken.

It would also explain why they couldn’t fly anymore.