I'm sitting here sipping a glass of eggnog. (I asked Mrs. NoC if she had any rum or Southern Comfort stashed anywhere that I could enhance it with. She just snorted.)
Anyway, the White Furbeast With No Tail To Tell is now standing on my desk nasally investigating the egg nog. I told her that White Furbeasts don't drink eggnog.
She agreed with me.
It's the nutmeg. Cats don't like it.