[moose07]

Getting the bolt holes to line up is also more difficult on drunken armour.

[Darksheare]

It also tends to pick fights with the rest of the gear, and says unkind things in a rambling fashion.

[NoCmpromiz]

Getting the bolt holes to line up is also more difficult on drunken armour.

Depends.

All you need is a drunken armourer..

...but in a pinch any ol' drunken blacksmithy will do. Spreading chestnut trees optional.