“Don’t glue gloves onto your hands, Frank. That would be stupid.”
“Oh, it would?”
“Yes. And you know that ‘Don’t do anything stupid,” is one of our rules.”
“I remember. That’s part of the Scout Law!”
“For SCIENCE!! *thunderclap*”
"Don't do anything stupid" would have greatly simplified my campout/activity speech.
I know the unwritten Thirteen Point of the Scout Law; all Scout leaders know the unwritten Thirteen Point of the Scout Law.
From now on I'll be sharing an unwritten Fourteenth Point thanks to Frank, even though it ruins the parallelism of the Scout Law.
"A Scout doesn't do anything stupid."