Welcome to the “terrible human repository”, take a seat and await a customer service rep to come and answer all questions.
As an added bonus, you receive: glowing eyes!
They might not be yours, they might be in your sink at two in the morning, they might even be attached to a cat, but they sure do glow!
(Keep conversations close to the vest with cats around, they....listen. “ for it is theirs to see everything, hear everything, and know everything.”)
/ kidding.
The local Most Regal Representative of Her Highness, Fluffy the Cat, who takes his job as official observer of all things human, especially those things that occur in bathrooms, has madenquite clear the esteemed and exalted position he holds vis us mere human slaves.